Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.
Wake up at the same time every day.
Let the cat stand on you and purr.
Hit snooze only once.
Read your email and check Five Every Day.
Get out of bed 30 minutes after you wake up.
Feed the cat immediately, before he gives up on life altogether.
Make the bed.
Weigh yourself and record the result in your weighted trend tracking software of choice.
Shower every other day.